No, you don't get to wear black from head to toe and walk around looking important with a headset, but you do get to be part of the sometimes invisible team of people who support our Boosties in store. We've got all sorts of departments located in our Support Centre.

We have several areas behind the scenes including:

Legal

Also known as "Ass-Coverers" these fabulous people protect our brand from all of the copy cats out there, and help us out by making sure we do everything by the law.

Finance

We love finance; not just because they are the ones that pay us, but because they can count. Past the number 5. These people somehow make money out of juice then convert it back into money without getting smoothie on their shirt.

Marketing

Probably the most crazy suckers in the whole office; they brainstorm new products and promotions, design pretty pictures, and prance around the office until about 2pm when they need a one hour nap, where they roll out their own beds from underneath their desks.

Design and development

Despite the amount of screaming and moaning that can be heard from this department, D and D gets a lot done in a day - this includes designing the layout of our sexy stores, overseeing maintenance, and project managing.

Human resources

This team is responsible for recruiting all of the great people that we've got, as well as making sure the office Friday night drinks happens. If they forget, then people get irate, which leads to general low morale in the office, which is then HR's fault.

Purchasing

It may sound like the people in this department get blisters on their feet because they "purchase" things all day, but in truth, it's a lot more un-glamorous, they're responsible for making sure we've got the freshest and best ingredients in our stores, and that we never run out of napkins.

Information Technology

Don't be fooled by their four eyes and talk of Star Trek - without our IT team, there would be no fancy cash registers, and no warp drive. We constantly haggle the help desk people with trivial computer questions. They usually have to come in extra early to help us turn on our computer monitors. Why, they even helped us type this sentence.

Training

Nope, it doesn't mean they support the local government by catching lots of public transport, namely trains. These fellows train up all of our Boosties at Smoothie School, teaching them the intricate way to scoop frozen yoghurt, and chop up pineapples without getting a rash.

Operations

These guys frantically run around discreetly from store to store in fancy looking black cars, kind of like the FBI, but without the badge. But they do get a standard issue baton/spanking paddle to use on Boosties that have been naughty. They make sure we're all doing the same thing, so the banana buzz you brought from our store at the Greenstone Mall tastes the same as the one from Rosebank.

Franchising

The franchising team are like door bitches at an exclusive nightclub (Boost being an exclusive nightclub) making sure we only let in the BEST people to own and operate our stores. Don't even think about trying to get in if you're not wearing the appropriate footwear or collared shirt.